Posted by teejaholer at 01:59 AM on February 5, 2006.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Raymond B. Benoza (TJ for my buds)
Birthday: June, 19, 1986
Birthplace: Hong Kong, Queen Elizabeth Hospital, in my mom's....you didn't say if you wanted specifics...
Current Location: HK for the rest of my fucking life as a human being....oh God i hope not...
Eye Color: Brownish/Blackish/Blownish/Brack
Hair Color: The Blackest Black you've ever seen..
Height: 5.6-5.7...i'm short stuff but i gotta lot of other stuffs..
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right...
Your Heritage: 75% Filipino, 23% Spanish, and 2% whatever the heck my descendants were...
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Usual Fallen Skateboard Shoe..i love them to bits..
Your Weakness: Food and Video Games and Music and Hot girls..definitely not in that order...
Your Fears: Spiders and Roaches and Heights..Potato Bugs and Such..
Your Ideal Woman: Sweet and has got that tough punch you in a slightly painful way....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save some money...hell save money..hell save a lot of money...THANK YOU FOR THE PEOPLE AT GATEWAY FOR LAI SEES WHOAA!!!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: awesome
I'd do her: If she was that drunk..or if she offered..or if ....you know what?...nevermind..
Your Best Physical Feature: Being stupid and funny at certain random tymes..hopefully not being boring...
Your Bedtime: I'd have to go with the others who have asked the same thing...BED TIME?
Your Most Missed Memory: Well...when things weren't so complicated and parents understood better...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi..some say it's the same but i think pepsi has that sweeter taste...
MacDonalds or Burger King: I would say burger king..IF THEY HAD SOME HERE IN HK FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!...BURGER KING..OOO...I TASTE YOUR IMAGINARY MEAT!!!
Single or Group Dates: Group dates?...like how many girls at one tyme?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Is that a trick question?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla but honesly i'd prefer neither..
Money or friends?: Friends with brains..
Just how sexy are you?: I'd be the 3.4 of sexiness..i am that ugly..i see myself and say....whoa...you're so ugly if ugly had a brother..you'd be him...
Do you Swear: Hmm..yeh ...i swear most when i lose it..
Do you Sing: I can carry a tune...but it depends on people's preference..
Do you Shower Daily: i fuckin do...i haven't fully awaken if i haven't taken a shower..it's just gross if you don't...especially before work..
When did you begin to think some of these questions were stupid?: I would think this was stupid...but since i'm equally stupid...i think these questions are quite....alright..
Do you want to go to University?: Hmm..uni?..it would be a nice experience but for the current situation....gotta help the folks...
Do you want to get Married: of yeh...when that particular tyme comes..hope my gal don't be a golddigger..not that she could want me for big cash anyways..
So what are your plans after University: After and now...have fun, meet more stupid people like me and travel the shit til i have taken all the pics of all the awesome skaters out there..
Do you get Motion Sickness: When i read in a moving vehicle,
Do you have a sweet ride: rides...GET US SOME FUCKING CHEAP CARS FOR TEENAGERS FOR ONCE...SHEESH..MOST TEENAGERS HERE TAKE THE BUS GAHHHH!!!
Have you gone off any sweet jumps: haha..well no..ahem..no..
Do you get along with your Parents: Occasionally..but recently..one of em's getting frisky..
Do you like Thunderstorms: rare but it's kewl when they actually happen and short curcuit the whole fucking building..
Do you play an Instrument: shit no...i wish i did but i have no inspiration..well not enough anyways...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YESSSSS!!!!
In the past month have you axe kicked someone: Past month no...4-5 years back?...maybe...
Has a tree ever karaticized one of your friends: uhhh no...and i highly think they even know wut that karate-sized word mean...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope...i am available though pick me...*no enthusiasm*..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sure did...bought a couple of ps2 games, skateboard mags, DVDs...and stuff
What else are you going to buy: More DCs..and collectin most of the skateboard shoes in my catalogs..
Anything else: Pants and new boxers..mine are wearing thin..
Ever seen a transformer breakdance: Nope but i saw my bro almost break his neck trying to do it..
Zoolander is pretty cool, eh: Yes it is....male models are definetely kewl in mermaid costumes...
Ever posed nude: In a dream i did...it wasn;t pretty though...
Plan on going back to Canada: never been there wish i fucking did though....
Ever been Drunk: Pretty much...but i can shake it off with some fresh air and some questions..that i can't normally answer when i'm sober...
Ever been called a Tease: By a lot of people...got some bitchslaps along the way too..
Is he gay: My friends? Gay? Well..uhhh..no...at least i think not..
Really: twitchy would mostly describe him and often mistaken for gayness..
How do you want to Die: Peaceful or a bomb that explodes right in front of me...nuthin left of me would be a bonus so i won't feel a thing when it happens..
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Some guy that everyone knows..no not a celebrity..a guy from every country knows just by being himself..a stupid 30 somethin year old guy that makes friends as easy as saying the word fuck..
What country would you most like to Visit: States, visit my folks there, visit my friends there, visit a whole lotta world,
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Blondes or long black hair...
Short or Long Hair: Long or medium short..
Height: hopefully shorter than me..
Weight: light enough so i can put her in my pocket..or i can carry her to bed..
Best Clothing Style: somethin that suits her style..
Does she have to look like a model: she doesn't have to be...as long as she's got the cute or hot look to her that matches her awesome personaility..that is all that counts so...no...
Name a pet peeve: i don't have any for now...update later..
Number of Piercings: One...i had two..but my last job forced me to heal the other one..i had to fake my injury on my left ear to heal it for a month to get it.
Number of Tattoos: Nope..but relle tempted to get an ankle one..
Number of things in my Past I Regret: shit happens..don't regret wut you did but rather focus on the shit that's about to happen and learn to deal with it..
Who I'd like to meet:
OMG..i've lost my touch..
Posted by teejaholer at 01:10 AM on January 15, 2006.
First things first...Hey guys..haven't blogged in the longest tyme...and i think i'll go back to NOT being poetic nor sarcastic nor depressed bout these blogs cuz no ones to read a depressin blog right?
Surprisingly, i'm still working as a junior consierge at gateway apartments..the work is less frustrating now since i got most of the stuff i need to know in my brain..now the fun part is meetin the residents and makin more friends..well that's the easy part..the hard part is lettin go of the friends when they actually have to leave in like a couple of weeks and you're not sure whether you'd see them again or not..but nevertheless...it's a great job and the pay is good for a 19 year old dude like myself..
Xmas was awesome..Ryan and his family, the good residents i was tellin you guys bout, came before xmas and they were just the best...they're gone now but they'll be back on june...that's my bday by the way so it's a good thing. I'm goin back to skateboardin...i don't believe in that new years resolution bullshit but i'm seriously goin back to skateboardin..i'm kinda cravin for a little more oomph in my life and a little cravin for pain as well..and besides..when Ryan gets back here it'd be kewl to challenge him one on one in a little skateboarding...hopefully he'll teach me to snowboard as well..when i get to new hampshire...if ever..speaking of which...Mrs Bobbett bought me a $780 (US$97.5) Jean Jacket...it was just awesome...
In case i forget, i bought this bathroom scale for yuna and i still dunno when i can give it to her..it's got seashell patterns all over it and it's kinda big..i hope it's the one that fits in yer bathroom..oh and btw..i got the playable demo for FF12...that's for you guys who haven't got Dragon Quest 8 to drool on HAH! Dragon Quest 8 is an awesome old school RPG with kewl story lines and good graphics..i can see why the kids in Japan skipped school just to get their hands on it.
On another note, my PSP died..i just got home from work one day when my bro in law suddenly said...yer games aren't workin on the PSP...and they're all expectin me to be like "OMG WHO THE FUCK DID THIS? NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO??!!! and me crying all over the floor...which of course i DID NOT do..i just shrugged and slept til the next day...i am so cravin for one of those yummy white ones with those 1 GB memory sticks. That talkman game is relle intriging...i so wanna check whether it can translate what i have to say..it's this game where there's this software you attach to the top of yer psp and speak to it and they can translate wut you said to 4 languages...English, Japanese, Korean, Mandarin, and Cantonese..ok 5 languages....it's interestin...might get that but first i gotta relle pay off my credit card...DAMN YOU CC...AND DAMN YER INTEREST BACK TO HELL YOU MOTHERFU.....anyways..back to me...
Chinese New Year in HK is gonna be another money cravin festival with all those noisy lion dances and more gluttony on candy and hyped up children that cry all night. Man...sometymes i wonder wut it would be like to live on another life...Life is short and i'm 19...i so gotta get lost somewhere...if i do get my "lucky cash", i'm gonna get me a computer of my own...the one i'm currently usin is my sisters..i need one so that when aido and me get our own apartment..heh...that'll be the day..
I'm seriously gettin lonely..valentines is just around the corner and i'm beginning to think 20 years of valentines are just gonna end up like this one...*crosses fingers*...*knocks on wood*...*slaps self with a rubber chicken*...but i relle do wish i find the right girl right now...i mean..i ain't THAT bad..but it's just that i can't find the right one here...which raises the important question...how will you know who the right one is?...i just hope the sayin is true..."the one for you is the one that's been right in front of you all along...yer just to blind to see it.."....mushyness is gettin me weak GAH...i have got to stop that...
that's all from me now...gettin back to you guys soon..adios.
teejaholer
"tyme does not change us, it unfolds us"
my version of the ways to improve hongkong thingamajig
Posted by teejaholer at 01:46 AM on November 27, 2005.
1: People should start recognising music overseas and stop listening or lessen and/or Cantopop, you wouldn't want people overseas or people who listen to foreign music listening to Twins or whatever their name is for pete's sake. Use the internet, go to launch, listen to local US bands.....make them known here...so they go here..i mean who doesn't want a Warped Tour here in the oh-so-famous Hong Kong? Or even Green Day?
2: Yes like in the new issue of HK magazine..and thank you for that btw, make a more than 1000 no seating stage outdoor where people can stand and dance and jump and scream rather than suffocate in an indoor stadium with guards telling you to sit down in a linkin park or Korn concert..i mean come on..sit down in a linkin park concert?...it's like saying look at the candy but don't lick it.
3: People should relle start not speaking in a way for other people to understand but rather speak in a way that they can learn to understand YOU. So when yer speaking to someone who's not good in english, speak yer native english....(American English, English English..Australian English) but whatever you do...don't say "lah" every after every sentence and have that chinese accent so that they can understand you. They're trying to learn english from you...not so that you can join their way of speaking. (Read the Dictionary preferably the ones with the idioms cuz bellieve it or not, expressions and idioms attract attention.)
4: Lower the volumes for Advertising shit out there....cuz we don't wanna listen to it...heck some of us don't even understand a word you're saying..and besides....it wakes up the people who goes home early in the morning who wants to sleep for pete's sake.
5: Make more Citysuper stores and BRING BACK THE GOOD FAST FOOD SHOPS YOU TOOK AWAY FROM US! Jack in the Box, Wendys, and believe it or not....chuck and cheese...we want them back i know you think we don't but we do...
6: Stop hanging Dead carcasses out the window for people to see...yeh i'm talking bout those roasted duck or pigoens you hang out there in the open like some kinda freak show. As much as they taste like heaven, save it from the sights and leave it for the taste.
7: Teach your children to be what they want rather what you want them to be. They wanna be a rock star? Expose them to music..and i mean any kind of music..depending on the explicity of course...hey...i'm not that bad to let them listen to crap out there so i have my warnings too.
8: Say hello to people who look nice. Strike a conversation or offer a lil help when they need it...it'll give you somethin good in return, a new friend or some tips or that warm fuzzy feeling inside. HK IS a small place. Make it a place where people are friendlier and respected not bitched about.
9: Lower the prices for Ocean Park. Disneyland is doing a good job on their part and if Ocean park don't do nuthin bout theirs...they're going down the drain like the rest of their pricey food. I mean $14 for a fuckin soft drink...i think i ran out of cash that tyme but i was dying of dyhydration.
10: Show more NFL and less cricket. More reality shows and funny sitcoms than reruns,
11: Please oh please release UA NTSC games for playstation and playstation 2 so that gamers who actually speak and hear english can fully enjoy it. Don't just release them to places that most people don't even know exists but in shopping malls and famous places where people actually go.
Hiatus..
